Paul had a little indigestion and we needed to make a trip to the Heart Attack Grill about 5:30 pm. No need for alarm, a double bypass and two Day-Quils and he his feeling much better, Thank you for your concerns! While there I had a Single Bypass without the extras, Thank goodness – yep it was good!!!
Paul really enjoyed his experience and thought the patient care was excellent except he still can’t figure out how to get the admitting wristband off – several more showers and he will be fine!
Key:
DayQuil – Beer (Corona or Budweiser – no lite!) or Margarita’s with plenty of Tequila
Forget the sugar-free they only have Coke and it is in the bottle with real sugar.
Chart – Your order form with really personal questions like: Sex? (choices: not enough/When drinking/When spouse is away!)
The menu- Single Bypass (1/2 lb of beef) Double Bypass…. all the way to Quadruple all with 2 kinds of cheese (they would let you leave the cheese off!) Flatliner fry’s (all you can eat!)